Tired

Q. What is the most tired part of your car?

A. The exhaust pipe! 😃

Nose

Q. Why is the longest human nose on record only 11 inches long?

A. Because if it were 12 it would be a foot!  😂

Frog

Q. What do you call a nervous frog?

A. A worry wart. 😃

Singers

Q. Why are pirates great singers?

A. Because they can hit the high C's. 😁

Cow

Q. What do you get from a pampered cow?

A. Spoiled milk 😄

Burgler

Q. Why did the burgler take a shower?

A. Because he wanted to make a clean get away. 😃

Dance

Q. Where do burgers like to dance?

A. At a meatball  😜

Nut

Q. What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?

A. Cashew 😊