Kay's Puns & Jokes 4 Fun
Thursday, January 31, 2019
Farmer
Q. What does the farmer talk about when milking cows?
A. Udder nonsense!
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Wednesday, January 30, 2019
Pea
Q. What do you call a smiling pea?
A. Happ-pea!
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Tuesday, January 29, 2019
Road
Q. Why did the cow cross the road?
A. To get to the udder side.
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Monday, January 28, 2019
Ear
Q. What do you call a snowman with a carrot in each ear?
A. Anything you want. He can't hear you!
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Sunday, January 27, 2019
Horse
Q. What do you call a horse that lives next door?
A. A neigh-bor!
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Saturday, January 26, 2019
Chicken & Ducks
Q. What do you call it when it rains chicken and ducks?
A. Foul weather!
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Friday, January 25, 2019
Cowboy
Q. What did the cowboy say when his dog ran away?
A. Doggone it!
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Thursday, January 24, 2019
Lemon
Q. What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
A. A Sour Puss!
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Wednesday, January 23, 2019
Cinderella
Q. Why isn't Cinderella good at soccer?
A. Because she always runs away from the ball.
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Tuesday, January 22, 2019
Wedding
It was an emotional wedding.
Even the cake was in tiers.
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Monday, January 21, 2019
Parties
Q. Why does the mushroom get invited to all the parties?
A. Because he's a FUN-GI!
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Sunday, January 20, 2019
Strange
Q. What did one snowman say to the other?
A. Don't you find it strange that Bob never came back from Florida?
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Saturday, January 19, 2019
Skunk
Q. Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
A. Because they are scent-imental.
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Friday, January 18, 2019
Elephant
Q. What's a big as an elephant but weighs nothing?
A. It's shadow.
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Thursday, January 17, 2019
Books
Did you return your books late?
Why?
Because you have fine written all over you.
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Wednesday, January 16, 2019
Mountains
Mountains aren't just funny.
They're hill areas!
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Tuesday, January 15, 2019
Cupcake
Q. Why didn't the teddy bear eat his cupcake?
A. Because he was stuffed!
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Monday, January 14, 2019
What's?
Q. What's black when you get it. Red when you use it, and white when you're through with it?
A. Charcoal
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Sunday, January 13, 2019
Milk
Q. What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A. An udder failure!
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Saturday, January 12, 2019
Violin
Q. What do you call a cow that plays the violin?
A. Moosician!
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Friday, January 11, 2019
Talk
Q. What happens when you talk to a cow?
A. It goes in one ear and out the udder.
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Thursday, January 10, 2019
Reads
Q. What reads and lives in an apple?
A. A bookworm!
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Wednesday, January 9, 2019
Bagel
Q. What kind of bagel can fly?
A. A plane bagel.
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Tuesday, January 8, 2019
Ant
Q. What do you call a well-dressed ant?
A. Eleg-ant!
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Monday, January 7, 2019
Wool
Q. Where did the sheep go to get his wool cut?
A. A baaa-baaa shop!
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Sunday, January 6, 2019
Telephone
Q. What do you get if you cross a gold dog with a telephone?
A. A golden receiver.
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Saturday, January 5, 2019
Owl
Q. What do you call an owl that does magic tricks?
A. Hoodini!
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Friday, January 4, 2019
Catch
Q. What can you catch but not throw?
A. A cold
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Thursday, January 3, 2019
Puns
Q. Why is it hard to explain puns to a kleptomaniac?
A. Because they always take things literally.
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Tuesday, January 1, 2019
Resolution
Q, What is a New Year's Resolution?
A. Something that goes in one year and out the other.
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