Thursday, January 31, 2019

Farmer

Q. What does the farmer talk about when milking cows?

A. Udder nonsense!  ðŸ˜ƒ


Wednesday, January 30, 2019

Tuesday, January 29, 2019

Road

Q. Why did the cow cross the road?

A. To get to the udder side. ðŸ˜ƒ

Monday, January 28, 2019

Ear

Q. What do you call a snowman with a carrot in each ear?

A. Anything you want. He can't hear you! ðŸ˜„

Sunday, January 27, 2019

Horse

Q. What do you call a horse that lives next door?

A. A neigh-bor!  ðŸ˜„

Saturday, January 26, 2019

Chicken & Ducks

Q. What do you call it when it rains chicken and ducks?

A. Foul weather! ðŸ˜ƒ

Friday, January 25, 2019

Cowboy

Q. What did the cowboy say when his dog ran away?

A. Doggone it!  ðŸ˜„



Thursday, January 24, 2019

Lemon

Q. What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

A. A Sour Puss!  ðŸ˜„



Wednesday, January 23, 2019

Cinderella

Q. Why isn't Cinderella good at soccer?

A. Because she always runs away from the ball.  ðŸ˜ƒ



Tuesday, January 22, 2019

Wedding

It was an emotional wedding.

Even the cake was in tiers.  ðŸ˜„


Monday, January 21, 2019

Parties

Q. Why does the mushroom get invited to all the parties?

A. Because he's a FUN-GI! ðŸ˜„

Sunday, January 20, 2019

Strange

Q. What did one snowman say to the other?

A. Don't you find it strange that Bob never came back from Florida? ðŸ˜ƒ

Saturday, January 19, 2019

Skunk

Q. Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

A. Because they are scent-imental. ðŸ˜„

Friday, January 18, 2019

Elephant

Q. What's a big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

A. It's shadow. ðŸ˜ƒ

Thursday, January 17, 2019

Books

Did you return your books late?
Why?
Because you have fine written all over you. ðŸ˜„

Wednesday, January 16, 2019

Tuesday, January 15, 2019

Cupcake

Q. Why didn't the teddy bear eat his cupcake?

A. Because he was stuffed! ðŸ˜ƒ

Monday, January 14, 2019

What's?

Q. What's black when you get it. Red when you use it, and white when you're through with it?

A. Charcoal  ðŸ˜„

Sunday, January 13, 2019

Milk

Q. What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?

A. An udder failure!  ðŸ˜ƒ

Saturday, January 12, 2019

Violin

Q. What do you call a cow that plays the violin?

A. Moosician!  ðŸ˜„

Friday, January 11, 2019

Talk

Q. What happens when you talk to a cow?

A. It goes in one ear and out the udder. ðŸ˜ƒ

Thursday, January 10, 2019

Wednesday, January 9, 2019

Tuesday, January 8, 2019

Ant

Q. What do you call a well-dressed ant?

A. Eleg-ant! ðŸ˜„



Monday, January 7, 2019

Wool

Q. Where did the sheep go to get his wool cut?

A. A baaa-baaa shop!  ðŸ˜ƒ

Sunday, January 6, 2019

Telephone

Q. What do you get if you cross a gold dog with a telephone?

A. A golden receiver.  ðŸ˜„


Saturday, January 5, 2019

Owl

Q. What do you call an owl that does magic tricks?

A. Hoodini!  ðŸ˜ƒ

Friday, January 4, 2019

Thursday, January 3, 2019

Puns

Q. Why is it hard to explain puns to a kleptomaniac?

A. Because they always take things literally.  ðŸ˜ƒ



Tuesday, January 1, 2019

Resolution

Q, What is a New Year's Resolution?

A. Something that goes in one year and out the other. ðŸ˜ƒ

Car