Saturday, September 30, 2017

Sheep Dog

Q. What do you get when you cross a sheep dog with a rose?

A. Collie flower.  😃

Friday, September 29, 2017

Dancers

Q. Why aren't dogs good dancers?

A. Because they have 2 left feet. 😃

Thursday, September 28, 2017

Potato Chips

Q. Why didn't the potato chips believe the sandwich?

A. Because it was full of bologna. 😃

Wednesday, September 27, 2017

Monday, September 25, 2017

Upset

Q. Why is the obtuse triangle upset?

A. Because it's never right!  😄

Sunday, September 24, 2017

Saturday, September 23, 2017

North Star

Q. Why is the North Star the smartest star?

B. Because it's the brightest.  😄

Friday, September 22, 2017

Chicken

Q. Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?

A. If it had 4 doors it would be a sedan. 😃

Thursday, September 21, 2017

Invisible

Q. An invisible man married an invisible woman. What were their kids?

A. Nothing to look at. 😄

Tuesday, September 19, 2017

Monday, September 18, 2017

Cookie

Q. Why was the cookie sad?

A. Because his mom was a wafer so long. 😄

Sunday, September 17, 2017

Saturday, September 16, 2017

Friday, September 15, 2017

Sugar

Q. Why did the kid put sugar under his pillow?

A. So he would have sweet dreams 😄

Thursday, September 14, 2017

Wednesday, September 13, 2017

Tuesday, September 12, 2017

Atoms

Q. Why should you never trust atoms?

A. Because they make up everything. 😃

Monday, September 11, 2017

Monsters

Q. What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep?

A. Dinosnores!  😄

Sunday, September 10, 2017

Friday, September 8, 2017

Thursday, September 7, 2017

Wednesday, September 6, 2017

Comedian

Q. What did the duck say to the comedian?

A. You quack me up!  😃

Tuesday, September 5, 2017

Monday, September 4, 2017

Nobel Prize

Q. Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?

A. Because he was out-standing in his field. 😄

Sunday, September 3, 2017

Corner

Q. What stays in the corner but goes around the world?

A. A stamp  😃

Saturday, September 2, 2017

Friday, September 1, 2017

Teddy Bears

Q. Why are Teddy Bears never hungry?

A. Because they are always stuffed.  😄

Duck

Q. What did the duck say when she bought lipstick?

A. Put it on my bill.  😄

Banana

Q. Why did the banana go to the doctor?

A. He wasn't peeling well.  😃

Dogs

Q. Which dogs make the best librarians?

A. Hush Puppies  😁

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