Peter Pan

Q. Why is Peter Pan always flying?

A. Because he Neverlands.  😃

Butter

Q. Why did the kid throw butter out the window?

A. He wanted to see a butterfly.  😄

Love

Q. What do you call two birds in love?

A. Tweeethearts  😃

Tantrum

Q. What do you call it when a snowman has a temper tantrum?

A. A meltdown.  😃

Bakers

Q. Why do bakers work so hard?

A. They need the dough.  😄

Quarterback

Q. Why did the quarterback suddenly walk off the field?

A. The coach told him to take a hike. 😃

Pumpkin

Q. What do you get if you divide a pumpkin's circumference by its diameter?

A. Pumpkin Pie 😄

Chicken

Q. What did the evil chicken lay?

A. Deviled Eggs 😃

Clam

Q. Why wouldn't the clam share his treasure?

A. Because he was a little shellfish.  😄

Milk

Q. What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?

A. A milk dud! 😃

Head

Q. Why was the boy standing on his head?

A. He was turning things over in his mind.  😄

Pickles

Q. How do pickles celebrate their birthday?

A. They relish the moment. 😃

Thanksgiving

Q. What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?

A. The letter G.  😄

Before

Q. When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?

A. In the dictionary!  😃

Password

Q. Why can't you use 'beefstew' as a password?

A. It's not stroganoff.  😄

Cook

Q. Why didn't the Cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

A. She didn't have the Thyme!  😃

Waldo

Q. Why did Waldo go to therapy?

A. To find himself.  😃

Comb

Q. What did the bald guy say when he got a comb for his birthday?

A. Thanks, I'll never part with it. 😃

Wool

Q. What side of the sheep has the most wool?

A. The outside!  😄

Letters

What has 4 letters, sometimes 9 letters, but never has 5 letters.  😄

Stamp

Q. What did the letter say to the stamp?

A. Stick with me and you'll go places. 😄

Weekends

Q. What do snowmen like to do on the weekends?

A. Chill out! 😄

Ride

Q. What do you say to a frog that needs a ride?

A. Hop in  😄

Bow

Q. What type of bow cannot be tied?

A. Rainbow!  😄

Clock

Q. What did the clock do when it was hungry?

A. It went back FOUR seconds.  😄