Scrabble

Someone stole my scrabble set.

I'm a lost for words. 😄

Blooper

Church Bulletin Board Blooper

Don't let worry kill you off-let the church help! 😄

Receives

Q. What never asks questions but receives a lot of answers?

A. A Telephone  😄

Outside

I'm going to stand outside.  

If anyone asks, I'm outstanding! 😃

Grandma

Q. What do you call having your grandma on speed dial?

A. Instagram! 

Heavy

Q. What is heavy forward but not backward?

A. Ton

Word

Q. What word looks the same backwards and upside down?

A. Swims

Nap

Q. Why can't you take a nap during a race?

A. Because if you snooze you lose!  😄

Brown

Q. What's brown and has a head and tail but no legs?

A. A penny!  😃

Aardvark

Q. What do you call a three-footed aardvark?

A. A yardvark! 😄

Tallest

Q. What is the tallest building in the world?

A. The library!  Because it has the most stories.  😃

Customer

Q. Who earns a living driving their customers away?

A. A taxi cab driver. 😃

Jail

Q. Why did the picture go to jail?

A. Because it was framed!  😃

Pillow

Have you heard about the corduroy pillows?

They're making headlines 

Flame

Q. What did the flame say to his buddies when he fell in love?

A. I found the perfect match! :D

Monkey

Q. What do you call a baby monkey?

A. A Chimp off the old block. 😃

Rich

Q. What do you call a rich elf?

A. Welfy!  😃

Shape

Q. What is the hardest shape to get out of?

A. Trap-azoid! 😄

Up

Q. What goes up but never comes down?

A. Your age 😃

Mexico

Q. Why is it hot in Mexico?

A. Because they use food for fajitas. 😃

Old Age

Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.  😃

Chocolate

Q. What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

A. Plane Chocolate! 😃

Elephant

Q. What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

A. Irrelephant 😄

Singing

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get soap in your mouth. 

Then it becomes a soap opera! 😃

King Arthur

Q. Who built King Arthur's round table?

A. Sir Cumference  😄

Recycle

Q. Why do leprechauns recycle?

A. They like to go green! 😃 

Fruit

Q. What is a scarecrow's favorite fruit?

A. Straw-berries! 😄

Alphabet

Q. What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

A. The Christmas alphabet has Noel!  😃