Friday, January 31, 2020

Tea

Q. What kind of tea did the American Colonists want?

A. Liberty. 😜

Thursday, January 30, 2020

Population

Q. Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing population?

 A. Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin. 😜

Wednesday, January 29, 2020

Gaining Weight

Gaining weight wasn’t my intention. It was a pure and clear snaccident.  😜

Tuesday, January 28, 2020

Rollerblades

Q. What do you call a snowman on rollerblades?

A. A snowmobile. 😜

Monday, January 27, 2020

Young Looking

Q. What do women use to stay young looking in the winter?

A. Cold cream.  😜

Sunday, January 26, 2020

Tall Tales

Q. What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales?

A. A snow-fake!  😜

Saturday, January 25, 2020

Friday, January 24, 2020

Snowwomen

Q. Why are there only snowmen and not snowwomen?

A. Because only men would stand out in the snow without a coat. 😜

Thursday, January 23, 2020

Sleep

Q. Which winter month do people sleep the least?

A. February  😜

Wednesday, January 22, 2020

Jack Frost

Q. What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?

A. “Have an ice day!”  😜

Tuesday, January 21, 2020

Icebergers

Q: What does Frosty the Snowman like to put on his icebergers?

A: Chilly sauce. 😜

Monday, January 20, 2020

Wendy's

Q. What did the snowman order at Wendy’s?

A. A Frosty.  😜

Sunday, January 19, 2020

Saturday, January 18, 2020

One Boot

Why did the farmer only wear one boot to town?

He heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!  😜

Friday, January 17, 2020

Mexican Food

What is the favorite Mexican food of snowmen?

Brrrr – itos. 😜

Thursday, January 16, 2020

Hat

Q. What did the furry hat say to the warm scarf?

A. You hang around while I go on ahead.  😜

Wednesday, January 15, 2020

Sad

Q. Why was the snowman sad?

A. Cause he had a meltdown. 😜

Tuesday, January 14, 2020

Ocean

Q. Where can you find an ocean without any water?

A. On a map 😜

Monday, January 13, 2020

Calendar

“I just looked at the calendar and realized – my days are numbered”  😜

Sunday, January 12, 2020

Pants

If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you’ll have trouble putting on your pants. 😜

Saturday, January 11, 2020

Hydrant

A fire hydrant has H-2-O on the inside and K-9-P on the outside. 😜

Friday, January 10, 2020

Thursday, January 9, 2020

Cops

What happens when a cop gets into bed?

He becomes an undercover cop. 😜

Wednesday, January 8, 2020

Toilet Paper

I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

Andy Rooney   ðŸ˜œ

Tuesday, January 7, 2020

Hippie

Q. Why didn’t the lifeguard save the hippie?

A. Because he was too far out man! 😜

Monday, January 6, 2020

Procrastination

I have a great joke about procrastination...

I'll tell you later!  😜

Sunday, January 5, 2020

Pillows

Have you heard about corduroy pillows?

They’re making headlines.  😜

Saturday, January 4, 2020

Figure Skater

Q: How is music like a figure skater?

A: If you don’t “C sharp” you’ll “B flat.”  😜

Friday, January 3, 2020

Storytellers

Q: What do dogs and storytellers have in common?

A: They both have tails!  😜

Thursday, January 2, 2020

Vegans

Vegans believe meat eaters and butchers are gross.

But those who sell you fruits and vegetables are grocer. 😜

Wednesday, January 1, 2020

Resolution

Q. What is a New Year's resolution?

A. Something that goes in one year and out the other.😜

Car