Q. What kind of tea did the American Colonists want?
A. Liberty. 😜
Friday, January 31, 2020
Thursday, January 30, 2020
Population
Q. Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing population?
A. Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin. 😜
A. Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin. 😜
Wednesday, January 29, 2020
Tuesday, January 28, 2020
Monday, January 27, 2020
Sunday, January 26, 2020
Saturday, January 25, 2020
Friday, January 24, 2020
Snowwomen
Q. Why are there only snowmen and not snowwomen?
A. Because only men would stand out in the snow without a coat. 😜
A. Because only men would stand out in the snow without a coat. 😜
Thursday, January 23, 2020
Wednesday, January 22, 2020
Tuesday, January 21, 2020
Monday, January 20, 2020
Sunday, January 19, 2020
Saturday, January 18, 2020
One Boot
Why did the farmer only wear one boot to town?
He heard there would be a 50% chance of snow! 😜
He heard there would be a 50% chance of snow! 😜
Friday, January 17, 2020
Thursday, January 16, 2020
Wednesday, January 15, 2020
Tuesday, January 14, 2020
Monday, January 13, 2020
Sunday, January 12, 2020
Saturday, January 11, 2020
Friday, January 10, 2020
Thursday, January 9, 2020
Wednesday, January 8, 2020
Toilet Paper
I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
Andy Rooney 😜
Andy Rooney 😜
Tuesday, January 7, 2020
Monday, January 6, 2020
Sunday, January 5, 2020
Saturday, January 4, 2020
Friday, January 3, 2020
Thursday, January 2, 2020
Vegans
Vegans believe meat eaters and butchers are gross.
But those who sell you fruits and vegetables are grocer. 😜
But those who sell you fruits and vegetables are grocer. 😜
Wednesday, January 1, 2020
Resolution
Q. What is a New Year's resolution?
A. Something that goes in one year and out the other.😜
A. Something that goes in one year and out the other.😜
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