Thursday, November 30, 2017

Plots

Q. Why does Santa have 3 garden plots up at the North Pole?

A. That way he can hoe, hoe, hoe.  😃

Wednesday, November 29, 2017

Stops

Q. What do you call Santa when he stops moving?

A. Santa Pause 😃

Tuesday, November 28, 2017

Stereo

Q. What do you get when you cross a stereo and a refrigerator?

A. Cool music  😄

Monday, November 27, 2017

Saturday, November 25, 2017

Friday, November 24, 2017

Tail

Q. Where did the cat go after losing it's tail?

A. To the retail shop. 😄

Thursday, November 23, 2017

Rain

Q. What do you call it when it rains turkeys?

A. Fowl weather 😄

Wednesday, November 22, 2017

Dizzy

Q. What sound does a dizzy turkey make?

A. Wobble, wobble.  😄

Tuesday, November 21, 2017

Sweet Potatoes

Q. Why did the guys let the sweet potatoes join the band?

A. So they could have a yam session. 😄

Monday, November 20, 2017

Secrets

Q. Why didn't the Pilgrims tell secrets in the cornfield?

A. Because the corn had ears. 😄

Saturday, November 18, 2017

Suspense

Q. How do you keep a turkey in suspense?

A. I'll tell you later. 😄

Friday, November 17, 2017

Thursday, November 16, 2017

Before

Q. When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?

A. In the dictionary 😃

Wednesday, November 15, 2017

Music

Q. What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?

A. Plymouth Rock 😄

Tuesday, November 14, 2017

Job

Q. What job did the frog have at the hotel?

A. Bellhop  😄

Monday, November 13, 2017

Legs

Q. What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

A. Octopuss 😃

Saturday, November 11, 2017

Reduction

Q. What did the turkey say to the doctor?

A. I'd like to schedule my breast reduction before Thanksgiving. 😄

Friday, November 10, 2017

Thursday, November 9, 2017

Sofa

Q. How is a turkey like a sofa?

A. They are both stuffed.  😄

Wednesday, November 8, 2017

Band

Q. Why did they let the turkey join the band?

A. Because he had the drumsticks. 😃

Tuesday, November 7, 2017

Adele

Q. Why did Adele cross the road?

A. To say Hello from the other side. 😃

Monday, November 6, 2017

Hungry

Q. Who is not hungry on Thanksgiving?

A. The turkey because he is already stuffed. 😄

Sunday, November 5, 2017

Feathers

Q. What side of the turkey has the most feathers?

A. The outside 😄

Saturday, November 4, 2017

Cross The Road

Q. Why did the turkey cross the road?

A. It was the chickens day off. 😃

Friday, November 3, 2017

Santa

Q. Why did Santa go to college for music?

A. He wanted to improve his wrapping skills. 😄

Thursday, November 2, 2017

Elevator

Q. What did one elevator say to the other elevator?

A. I think I'm coming down with something. 😄

Wednesday, November 1, 2017

Police

Q. Why couldn't the police catch the banana?

A. Because it split. 😃

Car