Sheep Dog

Q. What do you get when you cross a sheep dog with a rose?

A. Collie flower.  😃

Dancers

Q. Why aren't dogs good dancers?

A. Because they have 2 left feet. 😃

Potato Chips

Q. Why didn't the potato chips believe the sandwich?

A. Because it was full of bologna. 😃

Tick Tock

Q.  What goes tick tock woof. Tick tock woof?

A. A watch dog. 😄

Upset

Q. Why is the obtuse triangle upset?

A. Because it's never right!  😄

Space Party

Q. How do you organize a space party?

A. You planet.  😄

North Star

Q. Why is the North Star the smartest star?

B. Because it's the brightest.  😄

Chicken

Q. Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?

A. If it had 4 doors it would be a sedan. 😃

Invisible

Q. An invisible man married an invisible woman. What were their kids?

A. Nothing to look at. 😄

Mickey Mouse

Q. Why did Mickey Mouse go into space?

A. To find Pluto. 😃

Cookie

Q. Why was the cookie sad?

A. Because his mom was a wafer so long. 😄

Strawberry

Q. What do you call a sad strawberry?

A. A blue berry.  😃

Sun

Q. What does the sun drink out of?

A. Sunglasses  😄

Sugar

Q. Why did the kid put sugar under his pillow?

A. So he would have sweet dreams 😄

Beach

Q. What do you call a dog on the beach?

A. Hot dog  😃

Lazy Kangaroo

Q. What do you call a lazy kangaroo?

A. A pouch potato 😃

Atoms

Q. Why should you never trust atoms?

A. Because they make up everything. 😃

Monsters

Q. What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep?

A. Dinosnores!  😄

Fake Noodle

Q. What do you call a fake noodle?

A. An impasta  😃

Friday Night

Q. Where do cows go on Friday night?

A. Mooovie Theater  😃

Construction Workers

Q. How do construction workers celebrate?

A. They raise the roof. 😃

Comedian

Q. What did the duck say to the comedian?

A. You quack me up!  😃

Paper

Q.  What is the sleeepiest paper?

A. A nap-kin 😃

Nobel Prize

Q. Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?

A. Because he was out-standing in his field. 😄

Corner

Q. What stays in the corner but goes around the world?

A. A stamp  😃

Shorts

Q. What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

A. Thunderwear! 😃

Teddy Bears

Q. Why are Teddy Bears never hungry?

A. Because they are always stuffed.  😄

Duck

Q. What did the duck say when she bought lipstick?

A. Put it on my bill.  😄

Banana

Q. Why did the banana go to the doctor?

A. He wasn't peeling well.  😃

Dogs

Q. Which dogs make the best librarians?

A. Hush Puppies  😁