Driver

Q. What driver never gets a ticket?

A. A screwdriver. 😄

Turkeys

Q. Where do turkeys go to dance?

A. The Butter Ball 😄

Happy

Q. Why are frogs always happy?

A. They eat what bugs them. 😄

Clams

Q. How do clams call friends?

A. They use shellphones. 😄

Bull

Q. What kind of bull is the cutest?

A. Adora-bull 😃

Hospital

Q. Why did the bird go to the hospital?

A. To get tweetment 😄

Tomato

Q. Why did the tomato turn red?

A. Because he saw the salad dressing. 😃

Eye

Q. What did one eye say to the other eye?

A. Don't look now, but something between us smells. 😄

Dracula

Q. What do you call a dog owned by Dracula?

A. A bloodhound. 😄

Grape

Q. Why did the grape lose the race?

A. He ran out of juice. 😃

Pigs

Q. What stories do pigs tell their children?

A. Pig Tales 😃

Thief

Q. What do you call an arrogant thief falling from a building?

A. Condescending 😃

Dinosaur

Q. What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't take a bath?

A. A Stink-O-Saurus!  😃

Invisible Man

Q. What did the doctor say when he was told an invisible man was in the waiting room?

A. I can't see him right now.  😃

Ducks

Q. Where do ducks go for dinner?

A. Quacker Barrel 😃

Zero

Q. What did the zero say to the eight?

A. Nice belt  😃

Worm

Q. What does a worm do in a cornfield?

A. He goes in one ear and out the other.

Bread

Q. What bread has the worst attitude?

A. Sour dough  😄

Calculator

Q. What did the calculator say to the student?

A. You can count on me.  😃

Secrets

Q. Why can't you keep secrets in a bank?

A. Because of all the tellers. 😃

Classroom

Q. What object is king in the classroom?

A. The ruler!  😄

Prize

Q. What prize do you get by putting your phone on vibrate?

A. No bell prize  😃

Paper

Q. What did the paper say to the pencil?

A. Write on!  😄

Knife

Q. What did one knife say to the other?

A. You're looking sharp today.

Cold Room

Q. How do you keep warm in a cold room?

A. You go stand in the corner because it's always 90 degrees. 😄

Rubber Chicken

Q. Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?

A. She wanted to stretch her legs. 😄

Store

Q. When is a store like a boat?

A. When it has sales. 😃

Ben & Jerry

Q. Where did Ben meet Jerry?

A. At sundae school. 😃

Winter Dog

Q. What do you call a dog in the winter?

A. Chili dog  😃

One

Q. How do you make the number one disappear?

A. Add the letter "g" and it's gone. 😃