Plots

Q. Why does Santa have 3 garden plots up at the North Pole?

A. That way he can hoe, hoe, hoe.  😃

Stops

Q. What do you call Santa when he stops moving?

A. Santa Pause 😃

Stereo

Q. What do you get when you cross a stereo and a refrigerator?

A. Cool music  😄

Elf

Q. What do you call a singing elf?

A. A wrapper. 😄

Corny

I know this is corny...

But you are a - maize - ing! 😄

Tail

Q. Where did the cat go after losing it's tail?

A. To the retail shop. 😄

Rain

Q. What do you call it when it rains turkeys?

A. Fowl weather 😄

Dizzy

Q. What sound does a dizzy turkey make?

A. Wobble, wobble.  😄

Sweet Potatoes

Q. Why did the guys let the sweet potatoes join the band?

A. So they could have a yam session. 😄

Secrets

Q. Why didn't the Pilgrims tell secrets in the cornfield?

A. Because the corn had ears. 😄

Suspense

Q. How do you keep a turkey in suspense?

A. I'll tell you later. 😄

Drink

Q. What does a turkey drink from?

A. Gobble-let 😃

Before

Q. When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?

A. In the dictionary 😃

Music

Q. What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?

A. Plymouth Rock 😄

Job

Q. What job did the frog have at the hotel?

A. Bellhop  😄

Legs

Q. What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

A. Octopuss 😃

Silly

Silly Puns Are How Eye Roll  😉

Reduction

Q. What did the turkey say to the doctor?

A. I'd like to schedule my breast reduction before Thanksgiving. 😄

Hide

Q. What day of the week to chicken's hide?

A. Fry-day  😄

Sofa

Q. How is a turkey like a sofa?

A. They are both stuffed.  😄

Band

Q. Why did they let the turkey join the band?

A. Because he had the drumsticks. 😃

Adele

Q. Why did Adele cross the road?

A. To say Hello from the other side. 😃

Hungry

Q. Who is not hungry on Thanksgiving?

A. The turkey because he is already stuffed. 😄

Feathers

Q. What side of the turkey has the most feathers?

A. The outside 😄

Cross The Road

Q. Why did the turkey cross the road?

A. It was the chickens day off. 😃

Santa

Q. Why did Santa go to college for music?

A. He wanted to improve his wrapping skills. 😄

Elevator

Q. What did one elevator say to the other elevator?

A. I think I'm coming down with something. 😄

Police

Q. Why couldn't the police catch the banana?

A. Because it split. 😃