Alligator

Q. What do you call an alligator with GPS?

A. A Navi-gator 😃

What Happened

Q. What happened when the past, present, and future walked into a bar?

A. It was tense! 😄

Bulls

Q. Why can't bulls get credit cards?

A. Because they charge too much.  😄

Knees

Q. Why do I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward?

A. Because that's the way I roll. 😃

Security

Q. What do you call security guards outside of  Samsung shops?

A. Guardians of the Galaxy! 😄

Snowball

 I wondered why the snowball was getting bigger.

 Then it hit me.  😃

Bounce

Q. What kind of ball doesn't bounce?

A. A snowball 😃

Apple

Q. What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A. A pineapple 😂

Mrs Santa Claus

Q.  What did Mrs. Santa Claus say to Santa when she looked into the sky?

A. Looks like rain dear. 😄

Sleigh

Q. How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?

A. Nothing it was on the house!  😃

Reindeer

Q. What does a reindeer say when he tells a joke?

A. This one will sleigh you.  😃

Snowmen

Q. What do snowmen ride to get around?

A. An icicle!  😃

Scrooge

Q. Why does Scrooge love reindeer so much?

A. Every buck is precious to him. 😃

Favorite

Q. What is Santa's favorite candy?

A. Jolly Ranchers 😃

Shoplifted

Q. What happened to the man who shoplifted a calendar?

A. He got 12 months 😃

Gingerbread Man

Q. What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

A. A cookie sheet  😃

Sack

Q. How many presents can Santa fit in an empty sack?

A. Only one, after that it's not empty anymore. 😂

Cross

Q. What do you get when you cross Santa Claus with a duck?

A. A Christmas Quacker. 😃

Breakfast

Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

A. Frosted Flakes 😃

Carol

Q. What Christmas Carol is a favorite of parents?

A. Silent Night  😃

Afraid

Q. What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

A. Claustrophobic  😃

Knitters

Q. Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?

A. They both drop needles  😃

Red and White

Q. What is red and white, red and white, red and white?

A. Santa Claus rolling down a hill.  😁

Elves

Q. What is the first thing elves learn in school?

A. The elf-a-bet 😃

King

Q. What's a child's favorite king at Christmas?

A. Stocking  😃

Football

Q. Which of Santa's reindeer are best at football?

A. Blitzen 😃

Chimney

Q. What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in the chimney?

A. Claustrophobia 😄

Vegetarians

Q.  What do vegetarians wish for at Christmas time?

A. Peas on Earth and Goodwill towards men. 😄