Laugh

Q. How do you make a fish laugh?

A.You tell him a whale of a tale. 😃

Ducks

Q. What do you get when you put 4 ducks in a box?

A. A box of quackers.  😃

Pony

Q. Why couldn't the pony sing?

A. He was a little horse.  😄

Poor Dog

Q. Why did the poor dog chase his tail?

A. He was trying to make ends meet.  😃

Banker

Q. What do you get when you cross a banker with a fish?

A. A loan shark  😂

Delmatian

Q. What did the Dalmatian say after finishing his meal?

A. That hit the spot!  😃

Stampede

Q. What happened when there was a stampede at the dairy farm?

A. There was udder chaos  😃

Skunks

Q. Why don't skunks have to pay taxes?

A. They only have one scent.  😃

Green Light

Q. What does an egg do when it sees a green light?

A. It egg-celerates!  😃

Sit Under

Q. What do you get when you sit under a cow?

A. A pat on the head!  😂

Well-Balanced

Q. What do you call a well-balanced horse?

A. Stable  😃

Tennis

Q. Where in the Bible is the first tennis match mentioned?

A.When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court. 😃

Communicate

Q. How do you communicate with a fish?

A. Drop a line  😂

Forgetful

Q. What kind of milk do you get from a forgetful cow?

A. Milk of amnesia.  😃

Flea

Q. What did one flea say to the other?

A. Shall we walk or shall we take the dog?

Breakfast

Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

A. Snowflakes 😂

Kitten

Q. What do you call a frightened kitten?

A. A scardey-cat! 😁

Cattle

Q. What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?

A. Laughing stock!  😁

Computer

Q. Why did the cat sit at the computer?

A. To keep an eye on the mouse.  😃

Vinegar

Q, What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?

A. A sour-puss! 😃

Horse's Mouth

Q. What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?

A. A mechanic!  😂

Racehorses

Q. What do racehorses eat?

A. Fast Food!  😃

Phone

Q. Why did the phone wear glasses?

A. Because it lost all its contacts!  😃

Money

Q. Why do cows have no money?

A. Because the farmer milks them dry! 😂

Circus

Q. Did you hear about the dog who went to the flea circus?

A. He stole the show.  😂

Racehorse

Q. What kind of bread does a racehorse eat?

A. Thoroughbred!  😂

Garlic

Q. Did you hear about the dog who only ate garlic?

A. His bark was worse than his bite. 😃