Spies

Q. What Easter candy spies on everyone?

A. Peeps 😃

Boy Bird

Q. What did the boy bird say to the girl bird?

A. Let me call you tweet heart. 😃

Crow

Q, Did you hear about the crow on the telephone pole?

A. He wanted to make a long distance caw!  😃

Trouble

Q. Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

A. Because he was caught tweeting on a test. 😃

Knock-Knock

Q. Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

A. Because Freedom Rings! 😃

Sick Bird

Q. How are my puns like a sick bird?

A. They should be ill-eagle. 😃

Cross

Q. What do you get if you cross a parrot and a centipede?

A. A Walkie-Talkie! 😃 

Corny

Q. What did one ear of corn say to the other?

A. I know it's corny but you look a-maize-ing. 😃

Camel

Q. What do you call a camel with no humps?

A. Humphrey! 😃

Beefstew

Q. Why can't 'beefstew' be a password?

A. Because it's not stroganoff. 😃

Hair Stylist

Q. What do you call a good hair stylist?

A. A shear delight! 😃

Bow

Q. What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow?

A. A birthday pheasant!  😄

Sweet

Q. What did one raspberry say to the other?

A. If you weren't so sweet we wouldn't be in this jam.  😃

Sticky Hair

Q. Why do bee have sticky hair?

A. Because they use honey combs.  😃

Clover

Q. Why should you never iron a four-leaf clover?

A. Because you don't want to press your luck. 😜

7

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7?

A. Because 7, 8, 9! 😂

March

Q. Can February March?

A. No, but April May! 😃

Argue

Q. Why should you never argue with Pi?

A. Because it's irrational. 😂

Guitar

Q. What do you call raspberries playing the guitar?

A. A jam session 😁

Carpenters

Q. What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

A. Fingernails 😃

Honor Roll

Q.  How did the eggs get on the honor roll?

A. They were grade A.  😂

Berry

Q. What kind of berry doesn't tell the truth?

A. Library 😂

Joke

Q. What happens when you tell an egg a joke?

A. It cracks up!  😂

Bells

Q. Why do cows wear bells?

A. Because their horns don't work. 😁

Rabbit

Q. What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

A. Bugs Bunny!  😃

Music

Q. What kind of music do frogs listen to?

A. Hip-Hop  😁

Exceptional

Q. How can you tell if a cow is exceptional?

A. It's outstanding in its field.  😃

Hospital

Q. Which fish works in a hospital?

A. A sturgeon.  😂

Smell Good

Q. What do cats wear to smell good?

A. Purr - fume.  😂

Listeners

Q. Why aren't cows good listeners?

A. Because it goes in one ear and out the udder. 😃