Crossing The Road

Q. What do you call a chicken crossing the road?

A. Poultry in motion 😃 

Smallest

Q. Who was the smallest person in the Bible?

A. Knee High Miah! 😃

Boaz

Q. What kind of person was Boaz before he got married?

A. Ruth-less 😃

Difference

Q. What is the difference between a cat and a comma?

A. One has claws at the end of its paws.  The other has a pause at the end of a clause. 😃

Lions

Q. What kind of lions are the best swimmers?

A. Sea Lions 😃

Birthdays

Q. Why are birthdays good for you?

A. Because those who have the most live the longest.  😃

Parrot

Q. Why was the parrot sent out of the classroom?

A. Because he was using fowl language. 😃 

Stairs

Q. Why should you never trust stairs?

A. Because they are always up to something.  😃

Hooves

Q. Why do cow have hooves?

A. Because they lac-tose!  😃

Fractions

Q. What Kind invented fractions?

A. Henry The Eighth! 😃

Arrested

Q. Why was the cook arrested?

A. He was caught beating an egg.  😃

Knight

Q. What do you call a knight who's afraid to fight?

A. Sir Render. 😃

Cake

Q.  How is baseball like a cake?

A. They both need a batter. 😃

Tea

Q. What kind of tea do soccer players drink?

A. PenalTea! 😃

Crab

Q. What do you call a crab who plays baseball?

A. A pinch-hitter 😃

Glove

Q. What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

A. "Catch ya later!" 😃

Bakers

Q. Why do baseball players make good bakers? 

A. They have bunt pans, batter, and oven mitts. 😃

Baseball

Q. Why do baseball player make good friends?

A. Because they always touch base.  😃

Basketball

Q. Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

A. He heard the referee call fowl.  😂

Hold

Q. What can you hold without touching it?

A. A conversation 😃

Soft Drinks

Q. Which US State has the smallest soft drinks?

A. Minisoda 😃

Hairdressers

Q. Why are hairdressers never late for work?

A. Because they know all the short cuts. 😃

Watch

Q. Why did the watch go on vacation?

A. To unwind  😃

Twice

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road twice?

A. Because he was a double-crosser. 😃

Pretzel

Q. What is a pretzel's favorite dance?

A. The Twist. 😃

Bacon

Q. Why did the bacon laugh?

A. Because the egg cracked a yoke. 😃

Carrot

Q. What did the rabbit say to the carrot?

A. It's nice gnawing you.  😃

Buffalo

Q. What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college.

A. Bison  😃

Tired

Q. Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?

A. Because they just finished a long, 31 day March. 😃