Veterinarian

Q.  What do you call a veterinarian with laryngitis?

A. A hoarse doctor  😃 

Pianist

Q. Where do pianist go on vacation?

A. The Florida Keys 😃

Bee

Q. Why did the bee go to the doctor?

A. He had hives! 😃

Cats

Q. What do you call a group of unorganized cats?

A. A cat-tastrophe 😃

Singing

Q. What do you call a group of singing dinosaurs?

A. A Tyrannochorus  😃

Party

Q. How do you organize a space party?

A. You planet. 😃

Phone

Q. What prize do you get when you put your phone on vibrate?

A. The No Bell Prize. 😃

Cowboy

Q. What do you call a happy cowboy?

A. Jolly Rancher 😃

Hat

Q.  What did the hat say to the tie?

A. You hang around and I'll go on ahead. 😃

Falls

Q. What do you call a guy who drinks and falls off his horse?

A. Wine Stoned Cowboy! 😃

Apology

Q. What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?

A. Remorse Code 😃

Bee

Q. What do you call a bee born in May?

A. Maybe 😄

Janitor

Q. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

A. Supplies!  😃

Two Guys

Q. What do you call two guys above a window?

A. Kurt and Rod!  😃

Elephant

Q. What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

A. An Irrelephant!  😃

Cow

Q, What do you call a cow eating grass?

A. A lawn moo-er! 😃

Bad Hair Day

Q. What do you call a bee who is having a bad hair day?

A. Frizbee!  😃

Dentist

Q. Why didn't the king want to let his son go to the dentist?

A. He was afraid he would get a crown.  😃

Irish

Q. What do you call an Irish person who sits outside all day?

A. Patty O' Furniture! 😃

Rabbit

Q. What do you call a rabbit that sits on your head?

A. Your hair! 😃

Redhead

Q. What do you call it when a redhead goes off the deep end?

A. Ginger Snap!  😃

Color

Q. What do you call an imaginary color?

A. A pigment of your imagination! 😃

Deer

Q. What do you call a deer that cost a dollar?

A. A buck!  😃

Nose

Q. What do you call a nose with no body?

A. Nobody knows! 😃

One

Q. What do you call a guy with only one terrible joke?

A. A One pun man!  😃

Public

Q. What do you call someone who doesn't fart in public?

A. A private tutor! 😃

Attitude

Q. What do you call an acid with an attitude?

A. A-mean-oh acid!  😃

In Common

Q. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

A. Same middle name.  😃

Sleeping

Q. What do you call a sleeping cow?

A. A bull-dozer.  😃

MRI

Q. Can dogs operate an MRI machine?

A. No, but catscan! 😃