Decimal

Q. What did one decimal say to the other?

A. Did you get my point? 😂

Plate

Q. What did the plate say to the fork?

A. Lunch is on me!  😃

Sandwich

Q. Why didn't the potato chips believe the sandwich?

A. It was full of bologna!  😃

Complaining

Q. What kind of fruit is always complaining?

A. Crab Apple!  😃

Itch

Q. What do you give a pig with an itch?

A. Oinkment!  😃

Dachshund

Q, Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

A. Someone told him to get a long little doggy!  😃 

Mushroom

Q. What do you call a mushroom who buys a round of drinks?

A. A Fun-Gi!  😃

Soccer

Q. What lights up a soccer stadium?

A. A soccer match!  😃 

Artist

Q. Why was the courtroom artist arrested for unknown reason?

A. The details were sketchy. 😃

Shoes

Q. What sorta shoes do frogs wear?

A. Open toad sandals!  😃

Forgetful

Q. What kind of milk comes from a forgetful cow?

A. Milk of Amnesia. 😃

School

Q. What do you call an elementary school in America?

A. Elementry, my dear Watson! 😃

Chameleon

Q. What do you call a chameleon who can't change its colors?

A. A reptile dysfunction!  😃

Potato

Q. What do you call an everyday potato?

A. Commentator! 😃

Lottery

Q. What do you call a mummy who wins the lottery?

A. A lucky stiff!  😃

Coffee

Q. What do you call a cat who's had too much coffee?

A. High Catfeinated! 😃

Lizard

Q. What do you call a lizard that sings?

A. Rap-tile!  😃

Pepper

Q. What does a nosey pepper do?

A. Gets jalapeno business! 😃

Pickle

Q. How does a cucumber become a pickle?

A. It goes through a jarring experience.  😃

Spiders

Q. What do you call young married spiders?

A. Newly Webs  😃

Stick Together

Q. What do you call birds that stick together?

A. Vel-Crows 😃

Bagels

Q. Why did Dunkin Donuts start making Bagels?

A. Because they're in the Hole Business. 😃

Bug

Q. What do you call a bug that jumps over cups?

A. A glasshopper! 😃

Fireworks

Q. What do you call a duck who likes watching fireworks?

A. A Firequacker  😃 

Chinese Man

Q. What do you call an old Chinese man?

A. Yung No More!  😃

X-Rays

Q.  What do you call dental X-Rays?

A. Tooth pics 😃

Potato Chips

Q. What do you call a monkey who loves potato chips?

A. Chipmonk!  😃

Makeup

Q. What do you call a cat that wears makeup?

A. Glamour Puss!  😃

Adorable

Q. What do you call an angle that is adorable?

A. Acute Angle  😃