Bubble Gum

Q. What do you call a train loaded with bubble gum?

A. Chew Chew Train! 😃

Music

Q. What kind of music do you play in the park?

A. Swing 😃

Piano

Q. What do you call a laughing piano?

A. Yama-hahahaha! 😃

Tree

Q. What do you call a tree good at Math?

A. Geometree 😃

Bug

Q. What kind of bug lives in a clock?

A. A tick!  😃

Pickle

Q. What do you call a pickle you buy for a great price?

A. A sweet dill!  😃

Police

Q. What do you call Cat Police?

A. Claw Enforcement!  😃

Book

Q. What did the math book say to the psychology book?

A. Man, I have a lot of problems.  😃 

Teachers

Q. What do teachers do at the beach?

A. They test the water.  😃

Time

Q. If ten lions were chasing you what time would it be?

A. Ten after one! 😃

Moose

Q. What do you call a moose with no name?

A. Anonymoose!  😃

Fish & Elephant

Q. What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant?

A. Swimming trunks 😃

Ducks

Q. What time do ducks wake up?

A. At the quack of dawn. 😃

Detective

Q, What do you call a detective crocodile?

A. Investi-gator  😃

Shoe Polish

Q. What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?

A. Every morning you'll rise and shine!  😃

Laptop

Q. What do you call a singing laptop?

A. A Dell 😃

Math

Q. What do you call friends who love math?

A. AlgeBROS ! 😃

Medicine

Q. What do you call a medicine just hangin' around?

A. Penichillin 😃

Chip

Q. What did one potato chip say to the other?

A. Let's go for a dip. 😃

Squirrel

Q. What do you get when you cross a squirrel with a detective?

A. A nut case.  😃

Coffee

Q. What do you call a sad cup of coffee?

A. Depresso!  😃

Exam

Q. How did the mouse pass the exam?

A. He squeaked by. 😃

Parrot & Pig

Q. What do you get when you cross a parrot and a pig?

A. A bird that hogs the conversation!  😃

Race

Q. How did the barber win the race?

A. He took a short cut.  😃

Fairy

Q. What do you call a dirty fairy?

A. Stinkerbell!  😃

Exercise

Q. How do men exercise at the beach?

A. By sucking their stomach in every time they see a bikini.  😃

Beach

Q. What did the water say to the beach?

A. Nothing.  They just wave!  😃

Polly

Q. What did Polly the parrot want to for the 4th of July?

A. A fire cracker!  😃

Sandals

Q. What do you call a french guy in sandals?  

A. Phillipe Phloppe!  😃

Summer's Day

Q. What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer's day?

A. I'm bacon!  😃

Ben & Jerry

Q. Where did Ben meet Jerry?

A. At Sundae School!  😃