Tug Of War

Q. What do you call pigs playing a game of tug of war?

A. Pulled Pork 😃

Red

Q. What do you call a country where everyone drives a red car?

A. A Red Carnation!  😃

Four

Q. What has four eyes and can't see?

A. Mississippi  😃

Beer

Q. What kind of beer do lumberjacks drink?

A. Loggers 😃

Bird

Q. What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

A. Chicken

Embarrassing

Q. What do you call an embarrassing pun?

A. Awk Word!  😃

Basketball

Q. What do you call a pig that plays basketball?

A. Ball Hog  😃

Wheel

Q. What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A. Ferrous Wheel 😃

Hipster

Q. Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

A. He drank his coffee before it was cool! 😃

Angry Veggie

Q. What do you call an angry carrot?

A. Steamed Veggie!  😃

Switzerland

Q. What's the best thing about Switzerland?

A. I don't know but the flag is a big plus!  😃

Alligator

Q. What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites your behind?

A. Tailgater! 😃

Apple Tree

Q. What did the apple tree say to the farmer?

A. Stop picking on me!  😃

Jail

Q. Why did the boyfriend have his girlfriend put in jail?

A. She stole his heart! 😃

Doris

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Doris

Doris who?

Doris locked that's why I'm knocking. 😃

Difference

Q. What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

A. One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.  😃

Roll

Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward.

Because that's just the way I roll.  😃

Scarecrow

As a scarecrow people say I'm outstanding in my field.

But hay, it's in my jeans. 😃

Baby

Q. What do you call a cow who recently had a baby?

A. Decalfinated! 😃

Uniform

Q. What do you call a policeman's uniform?

A. A lawsuit!  😃

Bird

Q. What kind of bird works on a construction site?

A. A Crane 😃

Teacher

Q. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?

A. Because her students were so bright. 😃

Lemon

Q. What do you give a sick lemon?

A. Lemon-aid!  😃

State

Q. Which state has the smallest soft drinks?

A. Mimisoda!  😃

Legs

Q. What has 2 legs but can't walk?

A. A pair of pants! 😃

Chicken

Q. Why shouldn't you bring a chicken to school?

A. He might use fowl language. 😃

911

Q. Why did the cucumber call 911?

A. He was in a pickle!  😃

Dog

Q. What kind of dog has no tail?

A. A hot dog!  😃

Rabbit

Q. How can you find the oldest rabbit in the group?

A. Just look for the grey hares! 😃

Tomato

Q. Why did the tomato turn red?

A. Because he saw the salad dressing! 😃