Clock

Q: What did the second hand say to the hour hand as it passed by?

A: See you again in a minute. 😜

Computer

Q. What do you call a computer that sings?

A. A-Dell  😜

Football Players

Q: When should football players wear armor?

A: When they play knight games.  😜

Trees

If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone's favorite season?

Fall.  😜

Money

Why do cows never have any money?

Because the farmers milk them dry!  😜

Seafood

I’m on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it. 😜

Fly

Why do birds fly south in the Fall? Because it's too far to walk.  😜

Lawyers

Q. What do lawyers wear to court?

A. Lawsuits! 😜

Inches

Q. Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?

A. Because then it would be a foot! 😜

Nose

Q. What do you call a man with no body and just a nose?

A. Nobody nose.  😜

If

Q. If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?

A.  Idaho... Alaska!  😜

Nosy

Q. What does a nosy pepper do?

A. Gets jalapeno business! 😜

Pillows

Have you heard about corduroy pillows?
They’re making headlines. 😃

Rushing

My favorite part of grocery shopping is rushing home to look at the shopping list on my counter to see what I forgot to buy. 😃

Stamp

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

You stick with me and I will take you places! 😃

Addicted

I was addicted to the hokey pokey… but thankfully, I turned myself around.  😂

Ridiculous

Why do stores have Halloween decorations in September? This is ridiculous. Nobody wants to... Oooo look! Candy corn.  😂

Change

Change is inevitable—except from a vending machine. 😂