Drive

Q: What do Santa’s elves drive?

A: Minivans. 😜

Policeman

Why did the policeman stop you on your way home last Thanksgiving?

Because you far exceeded your feed limit. 😜

Hunter

Q. What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day?

A.  “Quack! Quack!”

Thanksgiving Joke

Knock Knock.

Who's there? Norma Lee.

Norma Lee who? Norma Lee I don't eat this much! 😜

Frozen Turkeys

Looking at the frozen turkeys a woman asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"

He answered, "No, ma’am, they're dead." 😜

Running

Q. What do you call a running turkey?

A. Fast food. 😜

Best Dance

Q. What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

A. The turkey trot. 😜

Banjo

Q. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo?

A. A turkey that can pluck itself! 😜

Dance

Q. Where do turkeys go to dance?

A. The Butter Ball  😜

Cranberries

Q. Why did the cranberries turn red?

A. Because they saw the turkey dressing. 😜

Mathematicians

Q. What kind of dessert do mathematicians eat on Thanksgiving?

A. Pumpkin pi! 😜

Team

Ten puns tried out for the football team. How many made it?

No pun in ten did! 😜

Song

Q. What's a good song to sing while baking a turkey?

A. All About That Baste. 😜

Jump

Q. Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?

A. Yes: a building can’t jump at all. 😜

Famous

If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?

Their age.  😜

Music

Q. What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?

A. Plymouth Rock 😂

Band

Q. Why did the turkey join the band?
A. Because it had the drumsticks. 😜

Season

Q. Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

A. She didn't have thyme! 😜

Students

Q. If pilgrims traveled on the Mayflower, what do college students travel on?

A. Scholar ships.

Quit

My family told me to quit telling Thanksgiving jokes, but I told them I couldn't quit "cold turkey".    😜

Flowers

Q. If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

A. Pilgrims  😜

Pilgrims

Q: Why did pilgrims' pants always fall down?
A: Because they wore their belt buckle on their hat! 😜

Fridge

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 😜

Free

All my life I thought air was free... until I bought a bag of chips. 😜

Calendar

I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off  😜

Diet

I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts 😜

Handwriting

I don't have bad handwriting, I'm just using my own font. 😜