Limit

On New Year's Eve, just remember: if your cup runneth over, you’ve probably reached your limit. 😜

New Year's Eve

Q. What do you call always having a date for New Year's Eve?

A. Social Security. 😜

Bang

If you're born in September, it's pretty safe to assume your parents started out the New Year with a Bang! 😜

Falls

Q. What falls in the winter and never gets hurt?

A. Snow! 😜

Figure Skater

Q: What does a bad figure skater and the Titanic have in common?

A: They both look good until they hit the ice. 😜

Diet

Q. What do you call someone who can’t stick with a diet?

A. A desserter.  😜

December

Q. What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

A. The letter "D" 😜

Frosty

When asked about his job, Frosty always replies, “There’s no business like snow business.” 😜

Scrooge

Q. Why does Scrooge love reindeer so much?

A. Because every single buck is dear to him! 😜

Breakfast

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Frosted Flakes 😜

Candy

Q. What’s Santa’s favorite candy?

A. Jolly Ranchers. 😜

Karate

Q. Why is Santa so good at karate?

A. Cause he’s got a black belt. 😜

Christmas Party

Q. Why couldn’t the skeleton go to the Christmas party?

A. He had no body to go with. 😜

Sing and Dance

Q. What do you call an elf that can sing and dance?

A. Elfis. 😜

Scary

Q. What do you call a scary-looking reindeer?

A. A Cariboo. 😜

Joke

Q. What do reindeer say before they tell you a joke?

A. This one’s gonna sleigh you! 😜

Cat

Q. What do you call a cat in the desert?

A. Sandy Claws! 😜

Nationality

Q. What nationality is Santa Claus?

A. North Polish. 😜

Coffee

Q. Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?

A. Because they’re Santa’s star bucks! 😜

Chimney

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia!  😜

Helpers

What do Santa's little helpers learn at school?

The elf-abet!  😜

Reindeer

Why did Santa only have eight reindeer last Christmas?

 Comet stayed home to clean the sink.  😜

Broke

Q. What do you call a broke Santa Claus?

A. Saint-nickel-less.  😜

Greedy

Q. What do you call a greedy elf?

A. Elfish  😜

Three

Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can 'ho ho ho'! 😜

Helpers

Q. What do you call Santa's little helpers?

A. Subordinate clauses!  😜

Six-Pack

Q: What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?

A: An abdominal snowman  😜

Duck

Q. What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?

A. A Christmas Quacker! 😜

Money

Q. Where do snowmen keep their money?

A. In a snow bank. 😜