Nose

Q. What do you call someone with no body and a nose?

A. Nobody nose!  😜

Waffle

Q. What did the syrup say to the waffle?

A. I love you a waffle lot! 😜

Boaz

Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth?

A. He was Ruthless. 😜

Frenchman

I asked a Frenchman if he played video games. He said Wii!  😜

Doris

Knock knock. Who's there. Doris. Doris who? Doris locked that's why I'm knocking. 😜

Disguise

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

An im-pasta-nator 😜

Radio

Knock knock! Who's there?Radio. Radio who? Radio not here I come!  😜

Fruit

If you were a fruit

You'd be a fine-apple! 😜

Anti-Gravity

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!  😜

Up

What goes up but never comes down?

Your age!  😜

Spring

Happy 1st Day Of Spring!
How do you tell someone winter is over?
You spring it on them! 😜

Potato

Q: What do you call an everyday potato?

A: A commentator  😜

Clover

Why shouldn't you iron a 4 leaf clover?
You don't want to press your luck. 😁

Vet

Q. Why didn't the cat go to the vet?

A. He was feline fine!  😜

Sidewalk

Why did the duck fall down on the sidewalk?

He slipped on a quack.  😜

Happy Pi Day

You really shouldn't be intimidated by advanced math…it's easy as pi! 😜

Acid

What do you call an acid with an attitude?

A-mean-oh-acid  😜

Calm

Why are doctors always calm?

Because they have a lot of
patients.  😜

Mushroom

Why is a mushroom always invited to parties?

Because he's a fungi! 😜

Spy

What does a spy do in the rain?

 He goes undercover.  😜

Storm

What do you call a storm that doesn’t come to fruition?

A mist opportunity! 😜

Daylight Savings Time

Changing to Daylight Savings Time on Sunday should always be followed by a national holiday on Monday.  😜

Batman

Why did Batman’s sidekick move to Homer Simpson’s town?
He wanted to be the first Robin of Springfield!  😜

Jalapeno

Is a jalapeño hot?

No, it’s actually a little chili!  😜

Irishman

Who is the only Irishman that comes out in the Spring?

Patty O’Furniture  😜

Last Time

What do you call it when you brush off the winter snow for the last time?

A spring fling! 😜

Hunt

What’s the best type of dog to hunt with in March, April, and May?
A Spring-er Spaniel!  😜

Melting

Did you see that all the snow and ice is melting?

I thaw!  😜

Knock Knock

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Guitar!
Guitar who?
Guitar coats, it's cold outside! 😜