Sick

Q. What do you give a sick bird?

A. Tweetment. 😃

Library

Q. What do plumbers say in the library?

A. Pipe down!  😉

Horse

Q. What do you call a horse that lives next door?

A. A neigh-bor  😊

Eating

Q. What do horses say when they finish eating?

A. That's the last straw! 😃

Pony

Q. Why couldn't the pony sing?

A. He was a little horse. 😃

Bob

Q. What did one snowman say to the other?

A. Don't you think it's strange that Bob never came back from Florida?  😂

Falls

Q. What falls in the winter and never gets hurt?

A. Snow! 😃

Snowball

I wondered by the snowball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!  😃

Work

Q. How did the snowman get to work?

A. Byicicle  😃

Ball

Q. What kind of ball doesn't bounce?

A. A snowball 😃

Sleigh

Q. How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?

A.Nothing, it was on the house. 😃

Smell

Q. What did one snowman say to the other one snowman?

A. Do you smell carrots? 

Gingerbread Boy

Q. Why did the gingerbread boy stay home from school?

A. Because he felt crummy. 😊

Christmas Tree

Q. What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A. A pineapple 😂

Breakfast

Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

A. Frosted Flakes 😃

Reindeer

Q. Why does Scrooge love reindeer so much?

A. Because every buck is dear to him.😃

Karate

Q. How do you know that Santa is good at karate?

A. He has a black belt. 😃

Call

Q. What do you call Santa Claus when he doesn't move?

A. Santa Pause 😃

Favorite

Q. What Christmas Carol is a favorite of parents?

A. Silent Night 😃

Candy

Q. What is Santa's favorite candy?

A. Jolly Ranchers 😃

Duck

Q. What do you get when you cross Santa Claus with a duck?

A. A Christmas Quacker 😃