Nobel Prize

Q. Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?

A. Because he was out-standing in his field. 😄

Corner

Q. What stays in the corner but goes around the world?

A. A stamp  😃

Shorts

Q. What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

A. Thunderwear! 😃

Teddy Bears

Q. Why are Teddy Bears never hungry?

A. Because they are always stuffed.  😄

Duck

Q. What did the duck say when she bought lipstick?

A. Put it on my bill.  😄

Banana

Q. Why did the banana go to the doctor?

A. He wasn't peeling well.  😃

Dogs

Q. Which dogs make the best librarians?

A. Hush Puppies  😁