Chocolate

Q. What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

A. Plane Chocolate! 😃

Elephant

Q. What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

A. Irrelephant 😄

Singing

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get soap in your mouth. 

Then it becomes a soap opera! 😃

King Arthur

Q. Who built King Arthur's round table?

A. Sir Cumference  😄

Recycle

Q. Why do leprechauns recycle?

A. They like to go green! 😃 

Fruit

Q. What is a scarecrow's favorite fruit?

A. Straw-berries! 😄

Alphabet

Q. What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

A. The Christmas alphabet has Noel!  😃