Taller

Did you know taller people sleep longer in bed?  😜

Money

If money doesn't grow on trees why do banks have branches? 😜

Bumps

I have a fear of speed bumps, but I’m slowly getting over it. 😜

10 Apples 14 Oranges

If you have 10 apples in one hand and 14 oranges in the other, what do you have?

Really, really big hands. 😜

Dentist

What did the judge say to the dentist?
Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

eBay

eBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches. 😜

Email

My email password has been hacked. That’s the third time I’ve had to rename the cat. 😜