Ice Cream

Q. How did Reese eat her ice cream?

A. Witherspoon.

Talk

Talk is cheap. Until you hire a lawyer. 😃

Expect

Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected? 😂

Cowboy

Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggie.  😜

Beaches

Q. What washes up on small beaches?

A. Microwaves! 😜

Security

Q: What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?

A: Guardians of the Galaxy. 😜

Zero

To the mathematicians who thought of the idea of zero, thanks for nothing! 😜