Keys

What keys can't open locks?

Donkeys, Monkeys, Turkeys. 😜

Milk

Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks, "Would you like the milk in a bag?"  reply, "No, just leave it in the carton!" 😜

Plants

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. 😜

Math

I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved.  😜

Things

From there to here. And here to there. Funny things are everywhere. 😜

Shout Out

Shout out to my fingers I can always count on them. 😜

Programmers

Why are programmers no fans of the outdoors?

There are too many bugs. 😜