Number

What do you call a number that can’t keep still? A roamin’ numeral!  😜

Plants

Why do plants hate math?

Because it gives them square roots.  😜

Worries

Don't let your worries get the best of you; remember, Moses started out as a basket case. 😜

Speed Limit

Yes, officer, I saw the speed limit I just didn't see your car. 😜

Expected

Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected? 😜

Bath

Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you’re in it, but the longer you stay in, the more wrinkled you get. 😜

Mature

We're all mature until someone pulls out the bubble wrap. 😜