Ticket

You must be a parking ticket
cause you have FINE
written all over you. 😜

Dentist

Dentist: "You need a crown." Patient: "Finally someone who understands me." 😜

Dead Or Alive

If you think no one cares if you're dead or alive miss a couple of credit card payments. 😜

Drop

Q. What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?

A. Squash. 😜

Trees

If money did grow on trees, autumn would be the best season ever! 😜

Tuck

Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward.
That’s just how I roll. 😜

Spray

A man picked up a can of fly spray and asked the sales clerk, “Is this good for wasps?”

He answered, “No, it kills them.”  😜