Race

Who was the fastest runner in the race?

Adam. He was first in the human race.  😜

Solomon

Where was Solomon’s temple located?

On the side of his head. 😜

Ark

Why didn't they play cards on the Ark?

Because Noah was always standing on the deck. 😜

Easter Egg

Easter egg hunts are proof that your children really *can* find things without Mom's help. 😜

Turtle

What do you call a turtle who takes up photography?

A snapping turtle. 😜

Kleptomaniacs

It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally 😜

Spa

What is often given at spa's after April ?

A May-ssage  😜