Alphabet

In the beginning, the alphabet only had 25 letters.
Nobody knew why.  😜

Pig

What did the pig say on a hot summer's day?

I'm bacon! 😜

Duck

I was walking past a farm and a sign said: "Duck, eggs."
I thought: "That's an unnecessary comma- then it hit me. 😜

America

Why are there not any knock-knock jokes about America? Because freedom rings. 😜

Reading

Reading while you sunbathe makes you well red. 😜

Nap

Q. Why do Dachshunds always nap in the shade?

A. Because they don’t like being hot dogs. 😜

Bear

Which bear is the most condescending?

A pan-dah 😜