Kay's Puns & Jokes 4 Fun

Friday, August 7, 2020

I entered ten puns in a contest to see which would win.

No pun in ten did. 😜

Q. What do you call a horse that can't lose a race?

A. Sherbet 😜

One of the shortest wills ever written: “Being of sound mind, I spent all the money.” 😜

What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?

R2 detour. 😜

Why did the taxi driver get fired?

Passengers didn't like it when she went the extra mile. 😜

I can’t take my dog to the park because the ducks keep trying to bite him.

I guess that’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog. 😃

A cop pulls a guy over. "Your eyes look red have you been drinking?" Geez officer."Your eyes look glazed have you been eating donuts? 😜