Germany

Q. What do you call pastors in Germany?

A. German Shepherds  😃

Calm Down

 Telling a girl to calm down works about as well as trying to baptize a cat. 😃

Dream

 When you dream in color, is it a pigment of your imagination? 😊

Warning Label

Phew! Thank you, warning label. I was actually considering using my toaster in the shower this morning. 😂

Wa Who

 Knock Knock

Who's there?

Wa

Wa Who?

What are you so excited about?  😂

Snacks

Q. What do you call snacks with people you like?

A. Friend chips  😃

Adam

Q. What do we have that Adam never had?

A. Ancestors 😃