Scrabble

Someone stole my scrabble set.

I'm a lost for words. 😄

Blooper

Church Bulletin Board Blooper

Don't let worry kill you off-let the church help! 😄

Receives

Q. What never asks questions but receives a lot of answers?

A. A Telephone  😄

Outside

I'm going to stand outside.  

If anyone asks, I'm outstanding! 😃

Grandma

Q. What do you call having your grandma on speed dial?

A. Instagram! 

Heavy

Q. What is heavy forward but not backward?

A. Ton

Word

Q. What word looks the same backwards and upside down?

A. Swims