Becon

Smoking will kill you... Bacon will kill you... But, smoking bacon will cure it. 😜

Worry

“Worrying works! More than 90 percent of the things I worry about never happen.”  😜

Truck

With the rise of self-driving vehicles, it's only a matter of time before we get a country song where a guy's truck leaves him too. 😁

Carton

Never ask a woman who is eating ice cream straight from the carton how she's doing.  😜

Eat

If you're not supposed to eat at night, why is there a light bulb in the refrigerator?  😜

Easter Bunny

Where does the Easter Bunny go to eat pancakes? To IHOP, of course! 😜

Ice Hockey

Ice hockey is basically just guys wearing knife shoes fighting each other with long sticks for the last Oreo. 😜