Kay's Puns & Jokes 4 Fun

Thursday, April 30, 2020

Q. Which days of the week are the dizziest?

A. Thurs-Daze. 😜

I have been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is 14 days. 😜

Q. What was Noah's favorite day of the week?

A. TwosDay! 😜

Why was Sunday afraid of Monday?

Because Monday through Friday 😜

Why are Saturday and Sunday the strongest days of the week?

Because the rest of the days are weakdays! 😜

No matter how much you push the envelope, it will still be stationery. 😜

Does a blue candle burn longer than a pink candle?

No they both burn shorter. 😜