TV

I saw an ad that read: “Television for sale $1, volume stuck on full.”
I thought to myself, "I can’t turn that down."  😜

Fast

Officer: “Do you have any idea how fast you were going?”

Me: “Isn’t it your job to tell me?”  😜

Rookie

A rookie was asked what he would do if he had to arrest his mother.

“I’d call for backup!” 😜

Toilet

Someone broke into the police station and stole all the toilets. Police say they have nothing to go on.  😜

Driving

“When I saw you driving, I guessed 80 at least.”
“You’re wrong, officer, it’s only my hat that makes me look that old.” 😜

Hole

Latest news: A hole has been found in the wall surrounding the local nudist colony.

Police say they are looking into it.  😜

Tires

Wanted: man has been stealing tires off police cars.
Authorities have been working tirelessly to catch him.  😜