Wednesday, September 30, 2020

Bald Man

Q. What did the bald man say when he received a comb for a present?

A. Thanks - I'll never part with it. 😂

Tuesday, September 29, 2020

Monday, September 28, 2020

Dollar

Q. How do you buy 4 suits for a dollar?

A. Buy a deck of cards. 😃

Sunday, September 27, 2020

Ark

 On the ark Noah got milk from cows.

What did he get from ducks? 

Quackers 😁

Saturday, September 26, 2020

Short

Q. What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?

A. Short 😄

Friday, September 25, 2020

Fly

Q. Why do birds fly south in the Fall?

A. Because it's too far to walk.  😄

Thursday, September 24, 2020

Accident

Q. Where do you take someone who has been injured in a peek-a-boo accident?

A, The ICU 😃

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